A propos of nothing much;

Anti-vaccination movement? This lady is on your team.

Actually, to review, please do not discuss the following until further notice;
i. painting
ii. the colour green in its entirety
ii. the concept of the set menu
iii. wallpaper
iv. why one of my shoes looks as though it’s been eaten by a dalmatian (because it has, that’s why)
v. why I can’t come up with item v for this sorry list.

… I’m unwell, actually. This is my excuse. I have a cold. Look at this here, then;

That’s someone witless on the right and a heart-shaped Le Creuset on the left, my jealous friends, and a triumph of technology in that I got it out of the wrapping and onto the intertron in, oh, point five three oh seconds. Ho! Thank you to Michael & Vanessa, I’ve had my beady eye on this for ages and I shall cook you all a hotpot.

I hate to write thank-yous because I’m mentally seven, but in the same vein thank you to Ann & Norman, Mandy & Anthony for the lead crystal glasses which - take note - I still haven’t broken and don’t intend to; I don’t have photos of them because I don’t dare take them out the box. Anyhow!

Roses! From my mother! I didn’t kill them or eat them!

… I’ve forgotten someone, I’m positive. Just let down Matt’s tyres or push me over in the street or something, I’m sure it’ll come to me.

PS. Yes, v. why Matthew can’t be delivered to his wedding in a fleet of range rovers.